And I can tell that you boys up in them thar hills just like to use the word 'duh'. Let me guess.... you an yer kin have a dog named duke...with a red leg.
Ain't it time to check the still~ boy? Better go ...before you get a whoopin.
No, this Gentleman from New Hampshire, a Systems Architect, not a Redneck Moonshiner's Kid, has a dog named Caesar, not Duke, and the dog has four yellow legs, as befitting a Yellow Lab.
Of course, taking issue with your Eco-Loving fantasies does, in your Feminazi mind, classify me as that stereotype that you just spewed.
My I humbly suggest you put a rubber band around your head...and snap out of it?