[Darnright]

"And the perp probably had no idea....until the COPS TOLD HIM ABOUT IT!!! They're so helpful. I'm sure that little problem will be rectified by morning."

Yeah, but now all those folks stuck in traffic with their cell phones will be able to home in on a distinguishing characteristic that narrows down this van from the umpty-bazillion white vans in NoVa proper.

[clintonh8r]

I undertand that, but what are the odds, given this guy's behavior up to now, that he would be stuck in traffic, waiting to be stopped and searched?