[dalebert]

I was with you until you mentioned Disney being the lapdog of Elvis. I thought Disney was running the show.

[DWSUWF]

"...I was with you until you mentioned Disney being the lapdog of Elvis. I thought Disney was running the show..."

Don't feel bad, a lot of people don't know about the monstrous power Elvis has over Disney.

And don't be fooled by the rumor that it's really the saucer people, controlling Elvis, who are behind the attack. They do control Elvis, yes... But they had nothing to do with this incident.