[mywholebodyisaweapon]

Isn't it even more likely that it would be a bored POLICE SWAT team sniper? After all, who could better elude the blue?

Nah, couldn't be . . .

[hosepipe]

[ Isn't it even more likely that it would be a bored POLICE SWAT team sniper? After all, who could better elude the blue? ..........Nah, couldn't be . . .]

You've collared the wrong moron...