[txhurl]

Good routine, but this is a game, a real, live paintball game, and they won't be using their real names.

What you want to select for and sort on is the absence of 1.) phone calls 2.) movies 3.) room service 4.) wake-up/alarm calls 5.) sloughed skin cells on bedsheets.

What you do want to look for is hair samples and minute blood samples from used nose-blowing tissue.

[bonesmccoy]

what good are the body fluids?

Isn't the objective to catch the group doing this?

Or are you going in a different direction with your thinking?

[Denver Ditdat]

What you want to select for and sort on is the absence of 1.) phone calls 2.) movies 3.) room service 4.) wake-up/alarm calls 5.) sloughed skin cells on bedsheets.

Yikes. Had it not been for #5, I'd be pinged every time I stay in a hotel. I seldom make calls, always take a book for entertainment, eat at a restaurant within walking distance, and use a travel alarm clock to back up the clock radio normally in the room.

Never thought dandruff would be a saving factor!