I Got Helen Thomas to Hang Up on Me

DFU phone call to the troll | 10-11-02 | Doug from Upland

[Conagher]

Rock on!

Way to go! I nominate you for this week's FR hero!

[Dallas]

I am soooooo jealous.....LOL

[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

She probably had to dodder on down to the bridge over the creek. The Billy Goats will be coming along pretty soon and she'll want to be ready for them.

[The Great Satan]

Outstanding!

[vetvetdoug]

What a Man!!! You rank right up there with Ann Coulter, just a little lower (ha!!). Did you disenfect your phone after the conversation?

[VaBthang4]

I'd have simply said...

"Helen, my prayer is that God simply gives you the Ebola and ends this whole embarrassing episode."

No...seriously, good job.

[Yankee]

I'll bet you have an overwhelming desire to take an immediate shower or two, or three.

I know I would feel filthy after any form of contact with that disgusting bitch.

[cmsgop]

Classic!

[TonyInOhio]

That should land you in the FReeping Hall of Fame, my man. Well done!

Tony

[narby]

Doug! You're famous dude!

[fieldmarshaldj]

"Everything's going down the DRAIN !!" - HT

[mhking]

Doug is the man!

[esopman]

Thank you for the Juanita B. question! Clinton is too low to kick at and too slimy to stomp on (as my grandfather used to say)...and Juanita's brutal rape is prima facie evidence. Unfortunately, Helen not only knows Bubba Rex did it, she would love to go back in time and trade places with Juanita in that motel room. Sick, sick, sick.

Blessings on Freepers Everywhere.

[msru]

LOL good one

[Huck]

"I don't have any more time for this!"

[axxmann]

Jan. 20, 2001, is that the day Bill Clinton sued Microsoft?

[demlosers]

Funny. Helen Thomas is a bigger idiot than I thought.

[Mr. K]

You could also ask her if she still believed that Vince Foster was killed in the White House.

I saw and heard it myself- Helen Thomas ON THE AIR said she believe Vince Foster was killed and that "It happened right there in the white house" (Actual Quote from Helen Thomas)

The news 'anchor' interviewing her got a real chuckle out of it, and moved on... instead of screaming "WHAT???? YOU BELIEVE VINCE FOSTER WAS KILLED IN THE WHITE HOUSE??? TELL US WHY YOU BELIEVE THAT HELEN????"