I Got Helen Thomas to Hang Up on Me

DFU phone call to the troll | 10-11-02 | Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

THIS HELEN THOMAS NONSENSICAL PIECE inspired my phone call to her. Her number is at the bottom.

I was surprised to actually get through to the troll. I gave my name and indicated that I participate on FreeRepublic where I saw her article posted. Trying not to be confrontational with the troll, I said that I found it interesting but had a few questions.

First, she said that Iraq is under total surveillance from the air. I asked whether that was good enough considering that we have no access to the palaces or perhaps hundreds of other buildings that are off limits. She told me that he agreed to give access to everything. I questioned that and she directed me to ask the State Department.

She came back at me with "Should we check every nation?" My response was that I was not quite as much concerned that our friends in England had nukes as I am that someone like Saddam Hussein had them.

Helen immediately launched into an attack on Israel talking about the nukes the Israelis have and that they occupy territory that does not belong to them. Then she went on to babble that someday everyone would have nukes. She asked why I don't go along with non-proliferation and she mumbled something else that was somewhat incoherent.

She appeared to be growing weary in the exchange so I asked her if she had time for just one more question before I left. I asked her opinion about Juanita Broaddrick. "Who is that," she said. As I was about to explain (of course, she knows) she said, "I don't have any more time for this. Bye bye." And then, Helen the troll hung up the phone on me.

I had so many more questions for her. I wondered if the economy began its slide on Jan. 20, 2001. I wondered whether corporate greed began on Jan. 20, 2001. I wondered if stocks began the downturn on Jan. 20, 2001. I wondered how many corporate execs Bill Clinton had ordered to be led away in orange jump suits during his tenure. Unfortunately, we were not able to discuss those issues.

Maybe Helen had to go take a nap. Or, maybe she had to down another pint.

I guess this could be considered a phone FReep, right?

[Conagher]

Rock on!

Way to go! I nominate you for this week's FR hero!

[Dallas]

I am soooooo jealous.....LOL

[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

She probably had to dodder on down to the bridge over the creek. The Billy Goats will be coming along pretty soon and she'll want to be ready for them.

[The Great Satan]

Outstanding!

[vetvetdoug]

What a Man!!! You rank right up there with Ann Coulter, just a little lower (ha!!). Did you disenfect your phone after the conversation?

[VaBthang4]

I'd have simply said...

"Helen, my prayer is that God simply gives you the Ebola and ends this whole embarrassing episode."

No...seriously, good job.

[Yankee]

I'll bet you have an overwhelming desire to take an immediate shower or two, or three.

I know I would feel filthy after any form of contact with that disgusting bitch.

[cmsgop]

Classic!

[TonyInOhio]

That should land you in the FReeping Hall of Fame, my man. Well done!

Tony

[narby]

Doug! You're famous dude!

[fieldmarshaldj]

"Everything's going down the DRAIN !!" - HT

[mhking]

Doug is the man!

[esopman]

Thank you for the Juanita B. question! Clinton is too low to kick at and too slimy to stomp on (as my grandfather used to say)...and Juanita's brutal rape is prima facie evidence. Unfortunately, Helen not only knows Bubba Rex did it, she would love to go back in time and trade places with Juanita in that motel room. Sick, sick, sick.

Blessings on Freepers Everywhere.

[msru]

LOL good one

[Huck]

"I don't have any more time for this!"

[axxmann]

Jan. 20, 2001, is that the day Bill Clinton sued Microsoft?

[demlosers]

Funny. Helen Thomas is a bigger idiot than I thought.

[Mr. K]

You could also ask her if she still believed that Vince Foster was killed in the White House.

I saw and heard it myself- Helen Thomas ON THE AIR said she believe Vince Foster was killed and that "It happened right there in the white house" (Actual Quote from Helen Thomas)

The news 'anchor' interviewing her got a real chuckle out of it, and moved on... instead of screaming "WHAT???? YOU BELIEVE VINCE FOSTER WAS KILLED IN THE WHITE HOUSE??? TELL US WHY YOU BELIEVE THAT HELEN????"