Interview #1 (with Mookers the staff monkey)
Mookers: Do you find the Last Word offensive and an attack on your right to feed Afghani children?
Cindy Williams: Aww..how cute! A newspaper monkey that talks! Want a banana?
Mookers: (smacking the banana away) Don’t degrade me. Answer the question, bitch.
Cindy: How dare you? You’re just as classless as The Last Word and that sorry excuse for a newspaper.
Editor’s Note: The interview ended when Mookers attacked Cindy Williams and bit off a piece of her face.
Radio with a hammer and sickle!
How about the name of the campus cafe? Lunt Cafe! What does Lunt stand for, hmmm...
In Texas, the only place close to this lunacy is in Austin, and maybe at a sub shop in Dallas where the anti-war protesters gather.
Talk about a race of sub-geniuses. All bought and paid for by Daddy's money, taken in the divorce.
We need to send them Joe Bob Briggs to serve up a dose of reality.