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Sex with a Twist ... Lemons Provide Protection (also a killer of the AIDS virus)
reuters ^ | 10/9/2002 | reuters

Posted on 10/10/2002 5:47:20 AM PDT by TLBSHOW

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1 posted on 10/10/2002 5:47:21 AM PDT by TLBSHOW
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The juice should be squeezed onto a piece of sponge or cotton wool and placed into the vagina before sex, he said.

that sounds exciting.

2 posted on 10/10/2002 5:48:28 AM PDT by justsomedude
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The juice should be squeezed onto a piece of sponge or cotton wool and placed into the vagina before sex, he said.

"Hey Bruce, why are you walking funny? You act like you got a lemon shoved up your ass".

3 posted on 10/10/2002 5:49:32 AM PDT by AppyPappy
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Good one Pappy. Got a good chuckle out of that one.
4 posted on 10/10/2002 5:54:39 AM PDT by A Cyrenian
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good to see everyone went right to the good part! Hee Hee Hee
5 posted on 10/10/2002 5:55:40 AM PDT by TLBSHOW
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Apple cider vinegar use to be used as an antiseptic and contraceptive (with the sponges) many moons ago. Wonder if the good doc has looked into it?
6 posted on 10/10/2002 5:58:55 AM PDT by GailA
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Lemon Pie anyone?


7 posted on 10/10/2002 5:59:31 AM PDT by Tai_Chung
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This should take about 9 months or so before it's disproved...
8 posted on 10/10/2002 6:01:23 AM PDT by Kenton
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Finally a reasonable explanation for that permanently puckered expression on Bernadette Peters face. Can someone tell her you are supposed to "remove the lemon when finished"?

Also lemons inserted below the waist cause minor nerve paralysis in the mouth. It cawses symtoms simiwar to dose exhibwitted by Bawney Fwank and Babwa Wawa.

9 posted on 10/10/2002 6:03:42 AM PDT by blackdog
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It can also be considered an alternative energy source. A great two for one special!

 

http://www.energy.ca.gov/education/projects/projects-html/lemon.html

10 posted on 10/10/2002 6:04:59 AM PDT by Damocles
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You my friend are hysterical and twisted.
11 posted on 10/10/2002 6:05:05 AM PDT by blackdog
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Reproductive physiologist Roger Short

Inventor of the sourpu$$.

12 posted on 10/10/2002 6:05:39 AM PDT by N. Theknow
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Luffa is a sponge and it's edible...
13 posted on 10/10/2002 6:05:44 AM PDT by justsomedude
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A sour puss.
14 posted on 10/10/2002 6:06:05 AM PDT by eddie willers
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I can't believe no one has posted this yet so I guess I must.

Gives new meaning to the phrase "pucker-puss".
15 posted on 10/10/2002 6:07:01 AM PDT by Cynderbean
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"shes gonna squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg" "the lemon song" Robert Plant knew
16 posted on 10/10/2002 6:17:35 AM PDT by gdc61
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Yule Gibbons is that you ?
17 posted on 10/10/2002 6:20:12 AM PDT by gdc61
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Great, now there's no reason for a woman not to have the fresh lemon scent :)
18 posted on 10/10/2002 6:20:18 AM PDT by HamiltonJay
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I was hoping someone would step up and tell us from experience if it really works! Ladies?
19 posted on 10/10/2002 6:25:09 AM PDT by TLBSHOW
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This thread is hanging ten on the boundries of good taste. OTOH lemon tarts do taste good.
20 posted on 10/10/2002 6:25:42 AM PDT by The_Victor
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