The Saudi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush.
They shake hands and as they walk the Saudi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America". President Bush says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do." The Saudi whispers "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek."
President Bush laughs and leans toward the Saudi, and whispers back, "It's because it takes place in the future."
Achmed the Arab arrives in the States and shortly falls ill; He goes to
an American doctor, who is baffled and cannot help him. He tries yet
another American doctor with the same results. Achmed then decides to
see an Arab doctor.. who at last can help him. "Go into the other room"
says the doctor, "and poop into the bucket.. then urinate into the
bucket, then inhale the vapors for ten minutes".
Achmed complies, and LO! He is miraculously cured!
Achmed emerges, a healed man, and asks "Doctor, I am healed! What
was wrong with me???" The doctor replies:
"You were homesick."