[poet]

I posted this on April 27th when the other moron fell to her death:

The Trees Reply

If a tree hugger perches on my branch,
I'll see she buys the ranch,
if another moron takes her place,
sits upon me without a brace,
I'll send them flying thru the air
pulling at their hair,
screaming, it's not fair,
I just wanted to give hugs,
now I'm food for the bugs,
no more spiking, you phony clowns,
I'll send you toppling to the ground

[AAABEST]

LMAO at your #87.

I never was one for poetry, but you come up with some beauties. That's a classic.