"usually we'll see a few, maybe even a bunch, of one-liners for certain stories we've posted," said Jim Robinson, languishing in a drunken hallucinagenic stupor on the steps of his villa in the south of france. "but christ, its like henny youngman possessed the populace on a scale rivaling that of ..." Jim then gurgled and sputtered and dropped to a heap on the patio.
"certainly one-liners are a common, almost obligatory, form of logical reponse," said one freeper, "but this many makes me want to get in a white van and shoot people at random. do these people think they're funny? its really just in bad taste."
one-liner watchers are unconcerned however. "we've seen this before - like the article about the giant Bart Simpson doll copulating with a penguin - and no substantial harm was done on the long term." some, however, are still reliving the nightmare.