Their press secretary is actually a computer with a macro. Everytime there is a strike in the north or south, it just randomly makes up a number then applies it to this:
Function Propaganda()
dim max,min,random_number1,random_number2
max=100
min=1
random_number1 = (Int((max-min+1)*Rnd+min))
random_number2 = (Int((max-min+1)*Rnd+min))
strNews = "BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Iraq said U.S. and British warplanes struck civilian targets in the north of the country on Wednesday, killing " & random_number1 & " people and wounding " & random_number2 & " others."
Propaganda = strNews
End function
End function
LOL, I have no doubt that is close to the truth.