How about Turkey with Savory Vegetables?
Freeze-dried beef stew?
It may look like it, but we ain't talkin' no Dinty Moore, here! Shucks, freeze-drying anything is about the worst way there is to prepare palatable food! The Tabasco is required to fool the troops into thinking they're getting real food!
Since you put it that way .. I see your point
And God Bless our Brave Men and Women in the Armed Forces.