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Man Changes Name To 'I Am Who I Am' - Judge Would Not Let Man Change Name To 'God'
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Posted on 10/08/2002 5:22:33 PM PDT by chance33_98


Man Changes Name To 'I Am Who I Am'
Judge Would Not Let Man Change Name To 'God'
Posted: 3:32 p.m. EDT October 8, 2002

LAKE CITY, Fla. -- Charles Haffey wanted to legally change his name to "God." It took a loophole of biblical proportions.

A Columbia County, Fla., judge initially denied his request in April to legally adopt the heavenly moniker, so Haffey took a passage from the Bible where Moses asks God who he is and hears "I am who I am or I will be who I will be," and asked Judge Vernon Douglas once more to change his name.

"That's kind of wordy, so I'm just going for 'I Am who I Am' as my full legal name," Haffey said before the court hearing. "My first name, of course, would be 'I Am."'

On Oct. 2, Douglas granted his petition.

Who I Am was so pleased he asked the judge to shake on it. Douglas politely declined.

"Well, Hallelujah judge," who I Am said, then walked out of the courthouse murmuring, "My heart's beating again."

The 55-year-old said he sought the name change as a way to gain release from feelings of "panic, anxiety, fear, rage, murder, suicide," that have plagued him since he served in the Vietnam War.

"I was fatally wounded in the mind and the spirit," he said. "I didn't suffer any bodily injury. It's just what I saw, what I did. I killed myself."

Who I Am said he became a Christian and was baptized in April. It was shortly after that when he decided to change everything, beginning with his name.

Last week, who I Am bought a tombstone to be inscribed with his former name. He plans to plant in the tall grass on his property.

He said it will read, "'Charles Walter Haffey, born Sept. 23, 1948, and died Oct. 21, 1968, Republic of Vietnam."'


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Comment #41 Removed by Moderator

To: satan; drstevej; Wrigley; RnMomof7
Hey, satan, it looks like you have been a busy boy. But, just remember, all work and no play makes satan a grumpy boy.

BTW, that work you did with Joseph Smith was slick, but could you please explain the Moonies? I just don't get it!
42 posted on 10/08/2002 7:37:27 PM PDT by CCWoody
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To: BulletBrasDotNet; RnMomof7; Dr. Eckleburg; Matchett-PI; drstevej
My wife told me once that she thought I had changed her name to: what's for dinner. This is an excellent name as every time she asks me a question, I look at her with that blank man stare and say "WHAT"

Thank you, you've been a great audience.
43 posted on 10/08/2002 7:43:54 PM PDT by CCWoody
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To: BulletBrasDotNet
I have a girlfriend that worked for welfare..she had a client with a little girl named Female (pronounced famially by mom)

My girlfriend asked her how her little girl got such an "unusual name"

Mom said "I do no know..when they mailed me the Birth Certificate that is what the doctor named her"

44 posted on 10/08/2002 7:44:33 PM PDT by RnMomof7
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To: CCWoody
My dad used to say "You can call me anything..but do not call me late for dinner"
45 posted on 10/08/2002 7:45:19 PM PDT by RnMomof7
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To: RnMomof7
You do realize that if she actually had that name, then I'd be "Woody's for dinner" or perhaps "Wood's for dinner".


nuk nuk nuk
46 posted on 10/08/2002 7:54:19 PM PDT by CCWoody
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To: RnMomof7
It's my understanding that African-americans tend to look for unique first names. Supposedly its a cultural thing dating back to the slavery days, when slaveholders refused to allow slaves to have familial names.

I once knew a girl named Quiana, one of my little sister's friends. Her mother had seen the name somewhere, and thought it would be a good name. It's also the name of a Dupont blanket insulation.

47 posted on 10/08/2002 7:59:48 PM PDT by jude24
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To: CCWoody
How can satan be a busy boy. I thought he was chained?
49 posted on 10/08/2002 9:36:28 PM PDT by drstevej
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Another childhood legend is false. I remember reading about it, though. Thanks for the link.
50 posted on 10/09/2002 10:26:53 AM PDT by Samwise
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Man Changes Name To 'I Am Who I Am'

He's gotta be an existentialist.

51 posted on 10/09/2002 10:32:49 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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Man Changes Name To 'I Am Who I Am'

Is he any relation to Sam I Am?

(Of Green Eggs and Ham fame.)

52 posted on 10/09/2002 10:45:10 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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