[Hoosier-Daddy]

Well, Byrd-turd obviously wants something. More highway funds maybe. That is one Senator that can be bought. Kinda like Al Gore and his Gulf War speech.

[Nix 2]

Erma and I are the proud great-grandparents of little Caroline Byrd Fatemi.

I married the former Erma Ora James, my high school sweetheart and a coal miner's daughter, and we are the parents of two daughters, Mrs. Mohammad (Mona Byrd) Fatemi and Mrs. Jon (Marjorie Byrd) Moore. We have been blessed with six grandchildren -- Erik, Darius, and Fredrik Fatemi; Michael (deceased), Mona, and Mary Anne Moore -- and three great-granddaughters, Caroline Byrd and Kathryn James Fatemi, and Emma James Clarkson.

Do you think this might be the reason ole Byrd-dog is a committee of one stopping a senate vote on the Iraq Resolution?

[El Gato]

Well, Byrd-turd obviously wants something. More highway funds maybe.

Nah, something different. Maybe the first ever Senatorial Library and Museum at the Univeristy of West Virgina, complete with his old sheet and hood and a gas fed burning cross.