Just remember to plug their new holes with bacon.I find it very difficult to carry bacon concealed. However since it is October I do keep pigskin gloves in my jacket. :)
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That should work. If there is a Quiki Mart near by, you could always go for a bag of pork rinds. As long as it comes off of a pig, it works for Alah.