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WORDS WOMEN USE
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> FINE
> This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel
> they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to
> describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one
> of those arguments.
>
> FIVE MINUTES
> This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes
> that your football game is going to last before you take out
> the trash, so it's an even trade.
>
> NOTHING
> This means "something", and you should be on your toes.
> "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has
> of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and / or
> backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will
> last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine.'
>
> GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
> This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset
> over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine" .
>
> GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
> This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't
> care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a
> few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will
> talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
>
> LOUD SIGH
> This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
> often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means, at that
> moment, she thinks you are an idiot, and wonders why she
> is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
> over "Nothing".
>
> SOFT SIGH
> Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs"
> mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or
> breathe, and, hopefully, she will stay content.
>
> THAT'S OKAY
> This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman
> can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to
> think long and hard before paying you back for whatever
> it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with
> the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".
>
> GO AHEAD
> At some point in the near future, you are going to be in
> some mighty big trouble.
>
> PLEASE DO
> This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving
> you the chance to come up with whatever excuse you have
> for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a
> fair chance with the truth, so be very careful and you
> shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
>
> THANKS
> A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're
> welcome. THANKS A LOT. This is much different from "Thanks."
> A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is REALLY ticked
> off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in
> some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh."
> Be careful, and whatever you do, do not to ask what is
> wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell
> you "Nothing".
>
> GOOD LUCK!

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