[Hemlock]

I'm serious. There must be tens of thousands of names you could choose to identify yourselves with--noble names, good names, perhaps your own names. But I have noticed that a substantial subset of libertarians adopt names like "DarkLordViciousCrapNoodle" or "GreenGrinningHorkPhlegm." Why?

You lose credibility before you ever open your mouths.

Uhh, it's the name of a plant, dude. I don't see how choosing a plant for a moniker discredits me "before I open my mouth." And it's more imaginative than some names I've seen around here, including yours.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Hemlock is also a tree.