[Miss Marple]

No, I am still working on both my Marple Theory of Puppetry plus I still haven't perfected my long-distance depilatory ray (to instantaneously remove the hair from John Edwards and John Kerry..thus rendering them ineffective as candidates).

I just don't have time for a dissertation right now. Feel free to steal my ideas, though! LOL!

[ArneFufkin]

Gay or hetero, SpongeBob doesn't look like he carries much in the way of mating payload.

[general_re]

Ah, I forgot how busy you are these days. It's probably not worth it anyway - you could surely do it, but admitting to people that your doctoral thesis was a deconstruction of Spongebob would be a lot like showing off a gold medal from the Special Olympics ;)