[Miss Marple]

Now, Arne, you really need to sit and watch a few episodes.

I personally found the episode in which Squidworth convinced SpongeBob to go on strike from Crusty's restaurant, followed by Crusty locking them out, a perfect analogy to the longshoreman's strike, complete with clueless signs. Excellent commentary there on union organizing, I thought.

Also Squidworth learned a lesson on conformity when he moved to the all-squid community and about went nuts because everyone did things exactly the same. Everyone played the clarinet badly. No one was amused by leafblowers.

As you can see, I have made an extensive analysis of this program, and its social ramifications.

Also, SpongeBob is asexual. He informed us in one episode that he reproduces by budding.

[mewzilla]

Hee hee. That was a good ep. My favorite is "Sailor Mouth". And Mr. Mew is still trying to get the dolphin noise for #13 right.

[general_re]

As you can see, I have made an extensive analysis of this program, and its social ramifications.

There's a dissertation in there somewhere, I can feel it. "Miss Marple, Ph.D" - that could work ;)

[ArneFufkin]

So, there are squid cohorts ... why doesn't SpongeBob look like a sponge found on the coral shelf, but rather one found next to the steel wool on a Wal Mart shelf?

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Also, SpongeBob is asexual.

So said the Smiths' Morrissey. You can draw your own conclusions as to what that proclamation means!