[ChicagoRepublican]

This story can't hurt the Navy in reaching recruiting quotas.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

No joke, I think I'll re-enlist. Theft isn't even a crime anymore. If you get caught, the worst thing that will happen to you is that you'll have to pay the money back in installments. Even if they took every nickle out of every check, you still get three hot meals and a place to sleep every night.