You Earthlings are so arrogant. What makes you think that you get to decide what's a planet and what isn't? Suppose we decided that Earth isn't a planet? What then, Mr. Big-shot humanoid?
Lemme tell you something about Pluto. We've been around longer than you have. In fact, we've had space travel for almost 200 years. You know those people you have that you call "Democrats?" Well, I've got news for you, buddy. They're all from Pluto. We got tired of 'em screwing up our elections, so we sent them to your stupid little planet.
Don't tell me, they don't follow the rules, do they? They cheat, and they lie, and they stack the courts to get away with it. Well, they're your problem now. Hah!
