[tomkat]

... burned the chicken and called 911

yours and mine musta gone to the same culinary institute.
the smoke alarm is par for the course when she 'cooks',
and no longer engenders panic in the house ...

[Aquinasfan]

yours and mine musta gone to the same culinary institute.

I begged her not to call 911. But to no avail. I had to empty the entire fire extinguisher on the sucker. 8-)