A wall map in one of bin Laden's training centres in Kabul depicts the French navy and French military bases on the Red Sea coast of Africa as part of the "Crusader assault on Islamic Holy Places".
So ole Jackie receives this information and thinks what?
"Oh those nutty arabs, they're just having fun playing Where in the World is Matt Lauer?!"
Let this be a lesson to you appeasers, when you have brie for brains, you're a cheesehead.