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Same for his pistols. Being in New York metro area...they come out "cop-killers"....unless my police friends load the same thing...in which case....they're just insensitive.

Oh, damn. Oh, DAMN...

You're right... Now we've got an even bigger problem - the ammunition is sensitive, or insensitive, or "high-intensity", or "low-intensity" (?) depending on in what gun it's loaded in and by whom it was fired.

What to do... How will we know (without the help of a newspaper reporter to tell us, of course) how sensitive or intense our ammunition is?

Now I'm going to have to write some software to absorb all the necessary parameters for each of my guns and all ammo and all the combinations thereof, so I'll know how sensitive and intense the bullet is when it takes off in the direction of Dan Rather.

< < scratch... ponder... > >

Damn you, Muttly... Now look what you've done to me. I was better off living in darkness and ignorance. < < sigh... > >

oh well...

The Light has come to Oregon.

Now, to put the dreaded icing complication on this reinvented, socially-engineered cake...in Mass., if you get into a "physical altercation" with someone...and happen to be wearing shoes at the time...there is an additional charge of assault "with a shod foot." This may or may not apply...but it's best to consider before designing the software. Gender should also be considered...as well as any potential reparations settlements due in the future. Points may be given...credits...to those who practice non-traditional, questionable, or unhealthy lifestyles, and/or opinions, as long as they are clearly liberal democrat in nature. Republicans are by nature not in any valid minority, so no matter what gender or ethnic background, must not be issued credits. Conservatives start with 15 negative credits for even being wherever they happened to have been, when the incident occurred. The municipality also reserves the right to declare an "open and shut" case, in order to redistribute the trial money saved, to unrelated members of the victim's category. It's for the children.