*ROFL*...First time I would have a 'reverse assassination'. Painted as a saint as opposed to a walking bitch! *LOL*
Ah, but try as you might, and you put up a good front, people are now going to ask questions, "Hmm, what hooked Ivan?" and while the challenge of Irish sass and verve is indeed part of it, it would be for nothing if you were not a gentle, sweet soul underneath it all darling.
And now, I'm dead. ;)
Love, Ivan