Weikel, MadIvan's not married. His page requires some *ahem* "reading between the lines". :-)
Hmmm... Let's see... We've got an Irishwoman quoting Winston Churchill, an Englishman reciting Gaelic poetry, (and lots of ancestors on both sides rolling in their graves. Hehehe.) Wonders never cease; that can only be a good thing.
Those ancestors would make good ground rotavators if only we could harness them all together, eh? ;-)