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To: Jim Robinson
Hang in there .. and I'll keep my fingers crossed

Got this in an email .. LOL


HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:


* Wine her, * Dine her, * Call her, * Hug her, * Support her, *Hold her, * Surprise her, * Compliment her, * Smile at her, * Listen to her, * Laugh with her, * Cry with her, * Romance her, * Encourage her, * Believe in her, *Pray with her, * Pray for her, * Cuddle with her, * Shop with her, *Give her jewelry, * Buy her flowers, * Hold her hand, * Write love letters to her, * Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:


* Show up naked... Bring food... Don't block the TV

321 posted on 10/03/2002 9:09:18 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: Mo1
Guaranteed to work every time. LOL
323 posted on 10/03/2002 9:11:32 PM PDT by Jim Robinson
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To: Mo1
Isn't that the truth LOL!

Off to bed for me.

Nite all, sweet dreams.
328 posted on 10/03/2002 9:20:43 PM PDT by terilyn
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To: Mo1
I should beat you silly - but I won't.
337 posted on 10/03/2002 9:50:30 PM PDT by Gabz
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To: Mo1
FOFLOL. Can't argue with a thing on either list. Looks about right to me. FOFL.
340 posted on 10/03/2002 9:54:02 PM PDT by Darlin'
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To: Mo1; Jim Robinson
I just read your "How to Impress..." and Jim's replies to my husband. He said, "How true! The TV thing is vital, but it is definitely a triad. Of course, if she doesn't show up naked, she can always get that way later; and, if she forgets the food, there's always in home delivery!"

Men. So easy.

Just don't block the TV!

397 posted on 10/04/2002 2:12:46 AM PDT by .30Carbine
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