"Liar, liar, reelect the pacifist "No Stones, Wellstone"
It ain't gonna happen, Paulie, my friend.
In Time magazine's cover story this week on the move by some universities to eliminate the Scholastic Achievement Test as a barometer of intelligence, there's a big photo of Wellstone with a caption noting that he scored below 800 out of a possible 1,600 on the dreaded SAT.
Bush, whom liberals widely deride as an alleged intellectual lightweight, topped Wellstone's score by more than 400 points - scoring a 1,206.