"Maybe we can even leave off the position. Voters can make up the position and the candidate."
I know you're trying to be sarcastic but -- sigh -- this is deadly seriously close to what actually happens here in DC.
That's why *I'm* voting for Diamond Joe Quimby for Mayor of DC this November!
Remember Joe's slogan - "If you were running for office, he'd vote for you."
This time, he's the lesser of three evils.