[Fraulein]

Maybe she drew it in with the marker.

Penis envy?

[weegee]

Obligatory Redd Foxx joke:

A woman is seeing the doctor and she is prescribed hormonal treatments.

She calls the doctor one night in a panic.
"Doctor! Doctor! I think that you gave me the wrong hormones!"

"Calm down miss. Now what makes you think this?"

"Well I've got hair growing on my chest!"

"Mm hmm. I see, and how far does this hair go?"

"Down to my penis."