[Poohbah]

"Lead, did we hit anything?"

"Don't worry, Two, ain't nothing but Homers up there anyway."

[hchutch]

Overheard snippet of conversation between SECDEF and UN weenie:

"Look, these al-Qaida guys shoot it out as opposed to surrendering. And in any shoot-out, you're going to have stray rounds that will hit someone or something. ... Look, you're making Saddam's death sound like a bad thing. How can that be the case?"