"Goshdernit, we're having GPS epoch rollover problems again."
"Whoopsie! Didn't realize you mean 'Bud Light!'"
"We're filing a UN protest over the city of Baghdad's unprovoked attack on our Tomahawks. There oughta be a law against erecting tall buildings to obstruct cruise missile flight paths."
"Yo, Kofi, who's yer daddy?"
"Well, shucks! Our campaign planner just upgraded his computer to Windows XP, and the new interface confused him when we told him to prepare a strike plan for al-Qaeda hangouts. Sorry, Saddam, ol' buddy."
"Hey, it's not like we invaded China! This is Iraq! It's like driving to Wisconsin!"