[Poohbah]

Hey, unless the Iraqis can provide certified proof of origin and ownership, the exact provenance of those WMDs is open to question.

[hchutch]

Oh, here's a good one:
MEMCON between SECDEF and unidentified State Department weenie:
"Look, I told the troops to fire warning shots if Iraqi units came close to units operating against al-Qaida. ... So the warning shot took out the lead T-72..."