[mhking]

"Well, shucks! Our campaign planner just upgraded his computer to Windows XP, and the new interface confused him when we told him to prepare a strike plan for al-Qaeda hangouts. Sorry, Saddam, ol' buddy."

It's just the "blue screen of death" - what's a little screen between friends?

[hchutch]

"The AH-64 that took out the chemical weapons factory was in hot pursuit of a couple of al-Qaida..."

GI to Iraqi troops:
"So, these are YOUR chemical weapons, and the al-Qaeda guys have nothing to do with them. Well, we'll have to take them anyhow, since there are those UN resolutions..."