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NJSC puts Lousenberg on the ballot.

Republican's appeal to the SCOTUS is not heard.

Lousenberg, unaccustomed to the physical demands of campaigning, has a heart attack and dies.

RATS go back to NJSC.

NJSC puts Lisa Beamer on the ballot.

She wins by double digits.

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Beamer gets to the Senate, finds out she despises the RATS, and switches parties.

Republicans take over Senate as Chaffee decides not to defect.

Dasshole has nervous breakdown on Senate floor when it is time to cede control. He grabs on to the podium and refuses to let go. Finally, security guards come and pull him away.

There. I think I've got it all covered now.