I agree, reminds me of when I was a youngster on a Mississippi River towboat, about half of the crew was jammed into the pilothouse watching a couple of nudes sunning on a sandbar.
As we got closer we could see they were "belly-down" and each one of us made some wishful remark including the captain/pilot. The binoculars were reluctantly passed around, then when we got up even with the sandbar they both stood up and turned around, they were two MEN! Gawd, were we redfaced.