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I will loan the chainsaw to you.

To the chagrine of my poor wife, I was not awol re the Green Jihadists.

On the front and back bumpers of my big OJ Simpson Bronco are Ebucks stickers thanking the envirals for the forest fires of 2002.

We spent the vacation in SW Oregon and went through Medford to the Brookings/Gold Beach coastal area.

The bumperstickers started conversations in every stop in Oregon. Most were polite and eye opening for those involved. One in Gold Beach on 101 and was with a pink panty wearing Watermelon Florist Circus Service type, (we used to call them Forest Rangers). It went running off for some Zantac and Valium after a few heated discussions and me citing the Let It Burn Fire Policy that enabled the fires in the Kalmiopsis Wilderness to become the massive Biscuit Fire. It was shaking when I said that in two years we would be investigating all of these fires and filing criminal charges against Druid Watermelons pretending to be Forest Rangers.

I didn't realize that a yellow shirt (a real fire fighter was watching and listening). When the rat/snake it slithered away, the yellow shirt came over and shook my hand said thank you. He said about 100 people in America outside of the yellow shirts knew what I had laid on to the pink panty it.

I told him to go to Medford later this month to see the new bill board. He was overjoyed that people actually cared to do something like this. He promised that when it got up, that truck loads of yellow shirts would go look at it!