By the way, anyone know why my quotation marks are coming in as question marks? weird...
All it would take is for my neighbor to call in, anonymously, for whatever reason. Then, KIRO will have pictures of my dead dog (no pun intended), and me dead or handcuffed, with the caption "Arsenal, unregistered military style weapons, ammo cache, and explosive making material with detonators seized in raid". Gary Locke would have a chubby and take a hit of the Gubernatorial Bong (packed with confiscated weed). And all they would have is two old shotguns, a POS M-1 carbine, and a lbs. of IRML and some primers (explosive making material and detonators).
But hey, while I'm in lockup waiting to be charged with whatever they can find (I've got an unpaid parking ticket), they get to auction off my property, my dog (Terriaki joint down the street), and my fiancé's ring.
Pretty cool, better than taxes, and more fun for the local SWAT.