Replies

I finally came up with a fun way to deal with f.christian's continuous nonsense. Simply copy his drivel, go to http://babel.altavista.com/tr and paste it in the translator. (You have to remove the slashes). Once translated in some foreign tongue (Asian languages are the coolest, I think), translate it back to English. I think it acutally improves on his poetic psychosis. Bye way of example, his post:

Valleys...plate tops---mountains/hills/canyons...plate openings! This is a major cause of earthquakes... when mountains/hills stop forming but--- the plates continue to settle-crash!

Translated to Japanese and back becomes:

Valley... edition Kaminoyama hill valley... entrance of edition! As for this principal cause of earthquake... hill stop of the mountain which the time is formed continues, --- as for edition solves collides

NOoowwww I get it! We should have a contest to see who can come up with the best/funniest translation.