Knowing he wrote his Will at the tender age of five was more information than I needed to know. Is he trying to make us think that he's going to do himself in because he's in such pain? (and to avoid prosecution due to mental illness). That wrote a Will stuff was a trial balloon IMO.
"Knowing he wrote his Will at the tender age of five was more information than I needed to know." I found that part terribly disturbing as well. Seriously, at that point, I became thoroughly convinced that he has lost his mind.