[StolarStorm]

I need help too! I have inlaws in my house and they won't leave! They've infested my tv room, the den, the down stairs master bedroom, the guest room (they won't sleep in the same room), the kitchen, and today the mother in law decided to enter my only refuge uninvited, my office.

The snoring is so loud I can't sleep. I can't talk to my wife without their presence. They disregard both my subtle and direct comments like "when are you leaving?".

Every time one of my friends comes by to visit the mother in law has to be the center of attention and will not let me have a private conversation with MY guests. She hasn't left the house for a week... not even for ten minutes. My desk has been gone through, all my private papers read, my computer messed with.

They are driving me MAD. And my wife won't do a damn thing about it and won't let me "rudely" kick their asteriks out of the house.

[piasa]

Some gal down here in Florida fixed her inlaw problem real quick... after dinner, she took the plates and very publicly laid them on the floor for the dog to lick off.

Then, just as brazenly, she placed the licked plates back in the cabinet, remarking loudly how good a job the dog had done with them.

Her 'guests' left the next morning- BEFORE breakfast!

[sneakypete]

As many a happy now-Batchelor can tell you,you are never too old to run away from home.

[RightOnline]

If your #42 is for real and not a joke, I have three words of advice for you:

No.......make that four:

Grow a godda**ed spine.