To: All
My next door neighbor has a GUN...
We have had arguments in the past...
I need to kill him before he kills me...DUH...!!!???
Can any of you relate to that..???
20 posted on
09/29/2002 1:30:24 PM PDT by
freddy
To: freddy
My next door neighbor has a GUN...
We have had arguments in the past...
I need to kill him before he kills me...You forgot a few little details. Let me help:
- My next door neighbor has a gun
- we have had arguments in the past
- the neighbor was a paid assassin in his youth
- the neighbor has a reputation for casual brutality in his personal life
- the neighbor has broken and entered two other homes on the block, and you had to stop him with your gun in one of those cases
- the neighbor has poisoned the kids in one of those houses, as well as some of his own kids
- the neighbor is looking to invest in some more guns
- the neighbor has been told by the police on numerous occasions to stop, but he ignores them, and they do nothing about it
- the neighbor refuses to let the police come in to his house to verify that he is complying with the law
- the neighbor keeps using his paycheck to buy more ammo, instead of buying food for the family, or even medicine for his sick child
- the neighbor keeps taking shots at the cops whenever they drive by his house
- the neighbor keeps putting up signs in his yard saying, "Death to freddy!", even though you're the one who keeps leaving food and medicine out for his kids
- I need to kill him before he kills me
Hope that helps clear up the picture a little more.
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