[eabinga]

Cop: Do you mind if I search your vehicle

Suspect: No, go ahead...

Cop: Hey, what's this weapons grade uranium doing under the seat?

Suspect: What uranium?

Cop: Look here, 15 kilos of the stuff

Suspect: I have never seen it before, someone must have put it there.

Cop: Right

Suspect: I loaned the car to my friend the other day and it probably fell out of his pocket. Really, I didn't know the stuff was there and it isn't mine.

Cop: You have the right to remain silent....

[El Gato]

Cop: You have the right to remain silent.... Not in Turkey, in Turkey it might more properly read: "You have the right to scream 'til your throat bleeds."