Brothel Found at Car Repair Shop (literal body work)

(AP) ^

[Hatteras]

"...Auto-Bawdy and Repair Shop"

Must have just gotten in their shipment of 2003 MAC Tools Calendars...

[Kathleen]

I hadn't even heard about this, Springfield is a stone's throw away. Somehow I doubt they'd be interested in tuning up MY car. :-)

[shiva]

Hey,check my car, will ya, "I've got a noise in my rear end."

[aculeus]

Your crankcase needs draining.

[longshadow]

A "checking your fluids by examining your dipstick" bump....

Prediction: the artificially high "fender-bender" accident rates in the area of this "body shop" will fall precipitously, now that the prostitution ring has been busted up.

Think about it.

[shiva]

ROTFLMAO!!

[tacticalogic]

"Are those real, or bondo?"

[general_re]

Hmmm. You may be on to something there. Be interesting to see if the good people of Springfield, VA all suddenly get a reduction in their insurance rates.... ;)

[brianl703]

Man, I hope not..I work on Electronic Drive!

[dpa5923]

The building's owner says he had no idea what was allegedly going on there.

Hold my beer worthy?

[leadpenny]

Man, I hope not..

errrrrrRight! ;~)

[The_Media_never_lie]

Hey hon, I'm in for crankshaft maintenance.

[buffyt]

They are trying to crack down on prostitution here in Pomona Calif. this week. I didn't even realize it was such a big problem till it made front page. I wondered why people stared at me while I waited for my husband the other night, on a sidewalk in front of a building, after dark. One of the prostitutes said she has been doing this for 30 years, so I guess they could think a dumpy 51 year old like me was a HO?????

[buffyt]

Mine offers a FREE RIDE home. Maybe I should have asked them what they meant by FREE RIDE????

[Jonah Hex]

A bumpy free ride to the top.....