Russian Miss Universe Fired for Getting Knocked Up

Pravda.RU Newswire ^ | Sept. 24, 2002 | Elena Kiseleva

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She did not fufill her duties, she got married, and is now having a baby. What's the big deal?

Oxana Federova is no longer Miss Universe. Actually, this is sad news. Someone could make a movie called 'The Russian Character of a Cop.'

Oxana's first steps as Miss Universe were not very successful. The Russian girl was used to promote the contest itself, while her honor and dignity were stolen. Everybody remebers the scandalous talk show where Oxsana was not allowed to show any indignation at all. The host of the show asked her about her attitude towards oral sex and her memories of how she lost her innocense.

Oxana's pseudo humanitarian voyages across countries of the third world were not honorable to her or Russia. She fought against AIDS and brought awareness to the issue of homeless children. Those were really pompous goals.

The girl finally excised her character. Now she despises the terms of the contest, and now she is pregnant.

The notification of the withdrawal of the title was sent by mail. It was said there that Oxana's unwillingness to fufill a beautie's duties had already resulted in considerable financial damage to the pageant. The organizers of the Miss Universe pageant now believe that Oxana secretly married and is now pregnant. This is a serious violation of the agreement that was concluded with her. Spokesman for the pageant claim Oxana gained seven kilos in weight

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Perhaps Pootie Poot has been busier than we thought after the Texas Summit..especially with a former KGB officer who works in the same hometown office that he did and has mysteriously been promoted since she was introduced to him at age 16.

It is funny to see the 'Howard Stern Radio Show' appearance of Miss Universe transcribed on the Russian news wire!

[SamAdams76]

I am not in total understandment.

Am I to believe that some girl has been stripped of her crown on account of getting married and getting pregnant? Is that not what girls are supposed to do?

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Especially if the boyfriend happens to be a highly placed world leader.

I wonder if Trump pulled this stunt for the publicity, knowing the rumours that are swirling..contracturally the Miss Universe people are probably in the right since there are 'weight clauses' that will call for termination if she gains 20-30 pounds during the year

[Orion]

No big deal. Miss Panama and Miss Venezuela were far more gorgeous than was Miss Russia. I guess Miss Panama is the new Miss Universe.

I love these pagents.

[Robert_Paulson2]

miss universe means MISS as in unmarried, NOT pregnant... I think.

IT is the idea that getting married secretly or preggers, makes one no longer a miss, but either a ms. or a mrs...