[kcvl]

If you can possibly put down your moon shine

my friend and I have been laughing our butts off at you

sit back on the porch and have a few swigs from that jug....you'll feel better........

You just made my point about arrogant people who think they are better than the rest of us. You seem to be obsessed with moonshine so maybe you know more about that than the rest of us. I could care less what you look like or your mothering skills which includes your nice language and making fun of other people and their way of life. Check your own backdoor before belittling others.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Honey, some Midol and a heating pad will fix you right up..........

[Shooter 2.5]

Come on guy, lighten up. You're among friends here.
I took some backroads with my wife in Kentucky last year and I mentioned that things were getting so rough that I told her that I was starting to hear banjo music in reference to "Deliverence".
You guessed it. We went over a hill and there was a sign for a banjo festival.
You can see the same thing in Texas. Without the hills, of course.

[COB1]

Hey, Hillbilly!

I've read this whole thread and the only arrogant one I've seen is you!
You got a problem with pretty ladies?
Do you have a problem holding your wrist straight?

Cuddle up to that old Blue Tick there on the porch beside you, and try to get him to give you a lick.
Heck, it would probably be the first real kiss you've had in your life!