[ChadGore]

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INTRODUCTION
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FIRST THING FIRST: TIPPER HATES ME
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DANGERS OF ABANDONING REALITY
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WHAT WOULD WILLY DO?
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PRE-MATURE INDOCTRINATION INTO GREENIE PEACE
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MY MISSION IN THE CEREAL ISLE
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[Shermy]

"DANGERS OF ABANDONING REALITY"

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