[Wright is right!]

They're looking for wormholes in all the wrong places. All wormholes are connected directly to home CLOTHES DRYERS. And they operate on SOCKS.

Michael

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Not only the socks. They're sucking molecules out of my underwear, causing them to become wispy and gauzy.

[itsahoot]

And they operate on SOCKS.

Actually socks are mearly the larval form of coathangers. [:<)

[BlazingArizona]

They're looking for wormholes in all the wrong places.

Wormhole detector: Why not attach a tiny camera to a contact lens? Let it fall, and the lens will find any wormhole within one light year and fly through it.